Mac vs PC. Nyet Comrade! Das Kapital suggests otherwise, there is no choice.
Dec 16 '06 (Updated Apr 30 '07)
The Bottom Line Execution at daybreak or off to the GULAG and the mines of Siberia. As a fellow Soviet, the choice is clear - follow the teachings of brother Lenin and Mac.
Top Secret Intercept 15, December, 2006 - Ukraine Polit Bureau:
Mac vs PC? Nyet! There is little comparison between the two that is relevant. Our Capitalist neighbors like and use PCs as they continue on with their vile capitalistic lifestyles.
Comrades, if we look back to one of our leaders, brother Lenin - we can quickly see our proper direction lies with Mac. Our Marxists roots tell us there can be no other. You know our ideology allows for no other and our socialistic lifestyle tells us clearly Nyet to PC. Comrades, you all know our form of government and ideals will succeed worldwide, just as our brother Nikita said it would as he pounded his fists so righteously on his desk. Of course, Stalin reinforced our direction with a way to circumvent the interesting features of Western Democracies. His redefinition of the Marxist-Lenin-Trotsky works gave us our better understanding of how to circumvent Capitalism with his "Great Turn".
With our continued subversive influence in the western sphere, we can overcome those capitalists, with their PCs, by maintaining a program of quiet intervention and indoctrination through media - quietly changing their ideals on basic levels without their knowledge. Comrades, stupid capitalists are all the same and will never see what's coming until it overwhelms them. Once we convert them all to Mac, we will use hidden subliminal influence to quietly take over as we convert them to the left. They will never see what has happened until it's too late as they are all just emotional jellyfish.
With the removal of the East German Wall and our implied return to capitalization, we can improve our economy as we assault the capitalists more strongly in our quest for world domination. We will provide UN members with free Macs and other bribes to influence them into joining our common cause. We will also support those activists who differ politically, morally, and lawfully with the Capitalist Governments and their constitutions.
When Secret Police find you have a PC, be sure to tell them it is present only in the continuing operation for the reverse engineering being done by Mac - and that you are helping them. We want no one to lose their Party Membership Card.
Remember to purchase Macintosh-ky in support of our people.
(Chuckle) The above intercept clearly shows the relationship of Mac to Communist influence.
Back to basics:
Did you ever wonder why and who Steve Wozniak (family from Poland) and Steve Jobs were? Why Wozniak worked for HP? Why the Wozniac and Cap'n Crunch (telephone time, number, and call theft) association existed and what John Draper (Cap'n Crunch) is into today? Did you know the fast talking Wosniak is in the TLC "Hackers' Hall Of Fame" for his development and use of "blue boxes" (telephone hacker theft devices) - who admittedly quit before he was caught? How about that mug shot up there (TLC site http://tlc.discovery.com/convergence/hackers/articles/cyberterror.html) beside the likes of Vladimir Levin (Citi Bank hacker and embezzler), Kevin Metnik (former member of FBI "Most Wanted"), Mark Abene (year in Federal prison for hacking systems), Robert Morris (supposedly "accidentally" released an Internet worm that infected and crashed thousands of computers), Kevin Poulson (convicted thief and hacker), Ian Murphy "Captain Zap" (2 yrs. probation for 1981 hack of AT&Ts computers causing telephone users to be over-billed). Being on the opposite side of Police involvement is no recommendation for being a "stand-up" figure in society.
Steven Jobs? Given up for adoption at birth, Jobs' roots are more or less hidden from view. Also associated with Cap'n Crunch (John Draper), Jobs designed and built illegal "blue boxes" for telephone theft with Wosniak and Draper. Jobs is currently the major stockholder at Disney. Having been described as "persuasive and charismatic evangelist for Apple" and "an erratic and tempestuous manager", one might wonder if this could lead to another "reverend" Jim Jones of Guyana. It does seem he is a cult leader for Macintosh as he presses forward. Jobs is also someone who has publicly stated "taking LSD was one of the two or three most important things he has done in his life". Jobs also became a banner of books when he banned everything published by John Wiley & Sons Publishing from Apple stores, due to his dislike of one they published.
It looks like people should be delving into the backgrounds of those they do business with. I doubt many would prefer to see their hard earned ultimately being applied to principles that conflict their beliefs, politics, and moralities. Backgrounds in illegal actions of theft and drug use just don't inspire many in a positive way. You have to wonder about those it does.
One should also know it was the older mainframe companies, many now major PC manufacturers, that developed the knowledge Mac founders and operators have taken advantage of. Without the early development of the PC elements, there would be no Mac.
Which buyer class do you fall into?
Enjoy! I won't be answering comments on this essay.
Update:
There are those that wish to be disruptive to dispute and distort what is available to any that look for the truth. As long as I see black print on white pages, I'll just keep a clear mind knowing that knowledge and history can never be changed or erased from the face of the earth - so long as there is still one person that can understand factual information and able to discern that which is not based on fact.
The facts contained in this essay are available from a number of respected and reliable sources available on the web and elsewhere. There are even interveiws available that have those mentioned here admitting, even bragging, what has been stated herein. The "intercept" is of course a parody representative of a characterization, that anyone sane should understand is there to gain attention and spark imagination - to accompany the facts that follow it. Common sense and intelligence don't always prevail, but they sure do get the point across when they do.
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